new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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