No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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