the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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