we have officially lost it.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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