We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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