I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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