we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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