we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
this must be what syphilis tastes like
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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