Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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