Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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