I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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