I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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