What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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