Where did you get a picture of my penis
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
