in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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