Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
vagina is talking i cant
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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