You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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