i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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