How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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