My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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