He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
