Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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