I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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