For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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