P.S. I can't hear my feet
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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