i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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