I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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