no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
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