I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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