Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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