I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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