why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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