Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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