He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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