On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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