If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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