We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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