Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
this is an emotional support booty call
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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