what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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