So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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