After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
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