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thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Let the clothes fall where they may.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize