walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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