Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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