On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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