My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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