There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I think a kid would responsible me up
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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