I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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