Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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