What a fucking waste of an outfit
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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