Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I forgot how hot balto sounded
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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