Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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