some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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