Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Be still, my beating vagina.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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