So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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